SHE'S A HE

Memphis, Tennessee (SafeCITY) - Quadrick Jacoby Williams, a 23-year-old cross dresser and prostitute from Tennessee was jailed after he was found shacked up in a motel for months, compliments of a dude's credit card.

According to Olive Branch Police, a New Jersey man suddenly lost half of his hair when he opened up his credit card statement to discover someone had racked up over $11,000 in charges in his name.

Authorities followed the trail of wild spending to a motel, where they found Williams living a life of hosiery and purple highlights for over three months at the victim's expense.

Investigators are still not sure how Williams obtained the man's credit card information, however they didn't waste much time moving him to a jail cell where tax payers will continue to pick up his tab.

Williams was booked into the Desoto County Jail on charges of felony credit card fraud. He reportedly has prior arrests for prostitution in Memphis and Nashville.

DON'T STOP

Fort Meyers, Florida (SafeCITY) - George Pomfret Jr, 49, and Brenda Prothero, 48, were arrested after they allegedly decided that a full-out sex romp in front of a 'Good To Go' convenience store was just what the doctor ordered.

According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called when a couple became engaged in sexual intercourse underneath a tree next to the store.

Investigators say deputies arrived to find the fully nude man having sexual intercourse with a woman dressed in only a t-shirt out in full view of store patrons.

The couple reportedly moaned and grunted to each other "Don't stop.... Right there" as bewildered customers and a store manager struggled to wrap their heads around the spectacle before them.

"They have been on the property having sex for an hour," said store manager, Ramona Donato. "Several of my customers were buying stuff at the store with their children. They could see them having sex under the tree."

Donato told deputies that she tried to get the couple to stop, but they ignored her and kept going.

The couple was booked into the Lee County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure where they remained incarcerated as of Wednesday morning.

PINK PUSSY

When a pink colored cat turned up in a neighbor's garden, it wasn't long before a nationwide manhunt was launched for the evil troll responsible for what most called a sick prank.

Only a few weeks ago, a national uproar ensued when video surveillance cameras captured images of a woman who carelessly dumped a cat into a trash bin and walked away. So when images of a pink cat splashed across newspapers, folks everywhere fired up their torches and sharpened their pitch forks.

The cat, which appeared to be abandoned, even sparked an RSPCA investigation and dozens of angry barbs from animal rights activists who had already dusted off their guillotines.

Shock soon set in, however, when 22-year-old Natasha Gregory stepped forward to claim the cat, stating that she was proud of her actions and would do it again.

She reportedly claimed that the cat, named Oi! Kitty, was turned pink for just one reason. To match her pink hair.

"I've dyed my own hair pink and I adore wearing pink clothes," said Gregory who is a mother of two. "Turning Oi! Kitty pink just seemed like a good idea."

In attempt to diffuse the lynch mobs, Gregory hit the news circuit this week, attempting to explain how she managed to turn little Oi! Kitty into a walking powder-puff.

"I read the instructions on the bottle of food coloring and there was nothing to say that it was harmful to humans or animals," said Gregory. "We eat the food the dye is used on, so I knew it wasn't toxic."

Gregory, who is now pleading her case to the RSPCA in an attempt to get Oi! Kitty back, pointed out that "People have made this massive cruelty thing out of just food coloring. People do it to dogs. You often see it with dogs on TV, so what's the difference with a cat?"

Animal experts, however, have warned that other animals might react harshly towards a pink cat because red is an alarm color in nature.

Oi! Indeed

CANDY PANTS

La Crosse, Wisconsin (SafeCITY) - Stephanie "Candy" Hennessey, a 20-year-old online escort, was arrested after she allegedly borrowed a client's car and never returned....until police found her at another hotel.

According to Wisconsin police, a man hired Hennessey for a date through an online dating service. He stated that he paid her $80 on two separate occasions for lap dances at his apartment, loaned her $40, and even bought her dog food.

Investigators say the man then let Hennessey borrow his 1999 Ford Taurus, on the condition that she returned it by 5 a.m. The man ultimately contacted police several days later after Hennessey failed to return the car or any of his messages.

Hennessey was located at an Affordable Inn motel. A check of her record indicated that she had never obtained a Wisconsin driver's license.

When the vehicle was finally returned to the man, it was trashed. To make matters worse, Hennessey reportedly found the man's check book and forged checks in his name totalling $225.

Hennessey was booked into the La Crosse County Jail on charges of operating a vehicle without the owners consent, second offense operating a vehicle with out a license, and bail jumping.

Hennessey has been additionally charged with forgery, theft, theft movable property (less than $2500), credit card theft less than $2500, and credit card fraudulent theft. Bail was initially set at $1,000.

INSIDE HER

Coos Bay, Oregon (SafeCITY) - Amanda M. Colmenero, a 22-year-old Modesto, California woman was hospitalized in critical condition after a container of meth ruptured inside of her vagina while she was being detained by police.

According to the Coos County Sheriff's Office, Colmenero and an accomplice, 28-year-old Matthew Weathers of Empire, California, were apprehended on drug-related charges.

Investigators say Colmenero was placed in a holding cell overnight before she could be moved to the general population. When officers entered her cell the next morning, they found her unconscious and not breathing.

Colmenero was rushed by ambulance to Bay Area Hospital. Doctors removed two containers of what was believed to be methamphetamine from her vagina. Medical staff say one of these containers ruptured inside her body, causing her medical emergency. She was upgraded to critical condition.

Detectives say Colmenero was subject to the standard booking procedures, including strip and body cavity searches. however, the drugs were too far inside her body for officers to locate them.

PEE WEE PICS

Rock Hill, North Carolina (SafeCITY) - Charles Ray Miller, a 47-year-old man who ironically lives on Naked Creek Road in Conover was ironically jailed after he was allegedly caught naked in a department store parking lot, taking photographs of his penis.

According to Rock Hill Police, officers were dispatched after receiving a tip from a passing bicycle rider who reportedly saw Miller in a Rock Hill Sears parking lot without any pants on.

Investigators arrived to find Miller naked from the waist down. When asked why he wasn't wearing any pants, he reportedly claimed that he was "trying to get a tan."

When officers searched the seat next to him, they found a cell phone that reportedly contained multiple pictures of his penis.

Miller was booked into jail and charged with indecent exposure. His bond was set at $20,000.

WHITE BOY

West Seattle, Washington (SafeCITY) - DNA evidence has finally identified two Seattle men who are responsible for the brutal beating of 16-year-old Shane McClellan. As the two men beat, burned and urinated on the teen, they claimed the attack was retribution for slavery.

According to King County Prosecutors, Ahmed Mohamed, 22, and Jonathan Baquiring, 21, delivered the teen a beatdown that went on for four-hours. During the attack, the two men reportedly told the teen "The white man has held us down long enough. This is for enslaving our people."

Investigators say the men whipped McClellan repeatedly with his own belt, stating "How does it feel?" They went on to kick and punch the teen, urinate on him, pour beer on him and stub out a cigarette on his neck - all the while reminding him of the purpose behind the attack.

Finally, the two men robbed McClellan and left him on the street with a concussion, asking "How do you like it white boy?"

Authorities soon apprehended the two men after finding them near the scene with bloody hands. McClellen then identified the two men in a police line up. But in a move that still has McClellan and his family baffled, investigators released the two men because they didn't have DNA evidence available to link the two suspects to the crime.

Now, nearly five months later, police have linked the two suspect's DNA to bodily fluids found at the scene and have officially charged the two assailants.

Baquiring has since been captured and booked into jail on charges of robbery and malicious harassment (a hate crime). His bail was set at $500,000. Mohamed, however, remains at large.

PUBIC SCHOOLS

South Bend, Indiana (SafeCITY) - There are some ad campaigns that get no attention, and then there are ad campaigns that get lots of attention, but for the wrong reason.

The South Bend Public School system certainly got it's share of attention this week when a sign went up inviting folks to visit a website that promotes the "15 Best Things About Our Pubic Schools."

The sign reportedly went up on Thursday and prompted passing traffic to learn about it's Pubic School system until Monday, when officials finally noticed there was an "L" missing in Public.

Blue Waters Group, the company who reportedly commissioned the ad campaign, took fully responsibility for the mishap and stressed that the error was not caused by the school system or the city.

The sign has since been corrected.

BEND OVER

Spokane, Washington (SafeCITY) - A 31-year-old Spokane man had a search warrant issued for his rectum when he allegedly refused to bend over and cough.

According to Spokane police, the man was pulled over for a traffic violation and arrested after police allegedly found a knife, marijuana, a digital scale, and cash in his backpack.

Investigators say officers became suspicious when the man continued to clench his buttocks during the arrest, so as he was booked into jail, they ordered him to bend over, spread his cheeks and cough - but the man refused.

Police went to a judge to obtain a search warrant for the man's rectum; which was granted.

The inmate was taken to Providence Sacred Heart Medical Center where he subsequently searched to the fullest extent of the law, however nothing was found.

FIX-A-BUTT

Miami, Florida (SafeCITY) - Ana Josefa Sevilla, a 54-year-old Miami woman was jailed after she allegedly pretended to be a doctor, promising to improve another woman's butt with injections that later caused a severe infection in the woman's backside.

According to police, Donia Rodriquez, 22, was approached by Sevilla who told her she was a doctor who could improve the shape of her buttocks. The subject came up after Rodriquez reportedly told Sevilla that she was unhappy with her appearance.

Sevilla told the woman that she could "fix" Rodriguez, and gave her a flyer about buttocks augmentation using injections.

Investigators say the women met two more times before Rodriguez went through with the procedure. Sevilla, wore a doctor's uniform on one of their visits, collected $1,100 for her services and then set an appointment for the procedure.

Rodriguez told investigators that when she showed up on Saturday for her injections, the procedure went horribly wrong from the start. She told investigators that Sevilla informed her that the first injection was anesthesia, however as the injections continued, she felt an immense amount of pain (the anesthesia obviously didn't work) and eventually passed out from the pain.

When her mother picked her up, she was still disoriented.

Rodriguez later developed a severe infection caused by the injections. She was hospitalized for two weeks following surgery. Doctors stated that she could have lost her leg, or worse, her life, had she waited any longer for treatment.

Sevilla was booked into jail and charged with two counts of unlicensed practice of a health care profession and practicing or attempting to practice medicine without a license. She was released after posting $15,000 bond.

Sevilla's case is not unique in Florida. Authorities say other fake doctors have been offering services to augment women's buttocks while using products like Fix-A-Flat and Super Glue in lieu of Botox and state approved silicone injections.

DECENT EXPOSURE?

Moorhead, Minnesota (SafeCITY) - Katherine Margaret Watson, a 37-year-old Moorhead woman was cited after she allegedly entered a Walgreen's nearly nude, and partially covered in whip cream.

According to Moorhead police, Watson walked into the Walgreen's store on Main Ave. around 5:45 p.m. wearing nothing but pasties, a thong, a small green towel, and a "whipped cream bikini".

She was standing patiently in line, waiting to purchase a few cans of shaving cream when a store patron gave her a blanket to cover herself, then called police.

Investigators say Watson told detectives that she dressed that way in public because she was trying to gain attention and get people to think "outside the box," and not conform to society's views. She admitted that she was a "free thinker," and that her actions may have been "a little over the top."

Watson was ticketed for indecent exposure. An officer transported her home.

AMANDA RIGHTS

Orland Park, Illinois (SafeCITY) - Sheryl A. Urzedowski, a 38-year-old Illinois woman was jailed last after she allegedly failed a DUI field sobriety test after strutting the line like a runway model and then asking the officer to read her "Amanda Rights" to her.

According to Orland Police, an officer had stopped Urzedowski and was trying to conduct a field sobriety test when the woman offered to perform a gymnastics maneuver.

When the officer declined her offer, she commenced walking the 'heel to toe' line as if she were a runway model. She reportedly placed her hands on her hips and strutted back and forth until the officer begged her to stop.

When the officer had seen enough and was preparing to arrest Urzedowski, she reportedly pleaded with him to read her "The Amanda Rights."

Urzedowski was jailed on charges of DUI, disregarding a traffic control device, speeding, following another vehicle too closely and improper lane usage

LIKE RAMBO

St Augustine, Fla. (SafeCITY) - Brian Breeze Croton, a 31-year-old Florida man was jailed after he ran from deputies into the woods where he covered his body with mud (like Rambo) in attempt to evade arrest.

According to the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, Croton met with deputies at a local McDonald's to discuss a recent theft case he reportedly witnessed.

Investigators say deputies were interviewing Croton when a report came back that he had a warrant for his arrest after failing to appear in court on charges of grand theft and driving on a suspended license.

When deputies prepared to take Croton into custody, Croton asked deputies if he could first speak with his father, who has Crohn's disease. Deputies agreed to the request and released his handcuffs temporarily because he Croton appeared to be cooperative.

Deputies allowed Croton to make a call from a nearby payphone with a warning that if he "did anything crazy" he would be facing additional charges.

Once the cuffs were off, deputies say Croton fled the scene into a nearby wooded area. Croton was apprehended about 20 minutes later hiding under a patch of tree roots with mud smeared on his body "from head to toe," according to the arrest report.

Croton was booked into the St. Johns County Jail on three counts of failure to appear and one count of escape. He remains incarcerated without bond due to his charges of failing to appear.

GONE WEIRD

Glendale, AZ (SafeCITY) - Matthew Douglas Hicks, a 32-year-old Arizona man was jailed after he was allegedly caught taking a bath in a woman's pool before climbing out and pleasuring himself against a glass door of her home.

According to the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office, a woman called 911 after she found Hicks naked, taking a bath in her backyard pool. The woman told deputies that Hicks soaped himself down in the pool, and then climbed out to do something even more bizarre.

Accord to the arrest report, Hicks reportedly walked up to the resident's glass door and proceeded to commit a lewd act up against it.

Investigators say deputies arrived to find Hicks walking away from the house wearing nothing but rubber boots. He reportedly explained that his vehicle had been towed and that he wasn't sure how he arrived at residence, but admitted to taking a bath in the woman's pool.

When deputies asked about the lewd act committed on the door, he reportedly responded by asking "She saw me?"

Hicks was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Center on charges of exposing his genitals in public and trespassing.

GIMME STAMPS!

Orlando, Florida (SafeCITY) - Marie St. Armond, a 31-year-old Orlando woman was jailed after she allegedly left her five young children at home alone while she went to apply for food stamps.

According to Orange County police, a neighbor called 911 around 4:30 p.m. after St. Armond's children (which included a 4-month old infant) were seen banging on their apartment door, sweaty and crying.

The neighbor told police the children stated that they had been locked out of the home and didn't know where their mother had gone.

Investigators say St. Armond left her eldest child, an 11-year-old girl, in charge of her four siblings while she went to the library to apply for food stamps.

St. Armond left her children alone around 3:00 p.m. and did not return home until after 6:00 p.m.

Deputies attempted to contact the children's father, Pierre Dauphin, at 5:15. He stated that he was not aware that his children were at home alone and had no idea where St. Armond was. Police later determined that this information was false. He also claimed that he would be returning home shortly, but did not show up until after 7:00.

St. Armond was booked into the Orange County Jail and charged with aggravated child abuse. She is being held on a $2,500 bond.

Dauphin also had charges filed against him for child neglect and lying to deputies about where St. Armond was located.

The Department of Children and Families investigated the family, but allowed the children to remain with their father.

ESCAPE TO JAIL

Pineville, Missouri (SafeCITY) - Two 26-year-old McDonald County inmates, Eric Bishop and Justin Forcum, added new charges to their records when they were allegedly caught sneaking back into jail after breaking out of jail for a meth run.

According to the McDonald County Sheriffs Office, Bishop and Forcum escaped from jail by crawling through a ceiling panel and then knocking a hole through the metal siding of the facility.

Investigators say jail staff heard the noise and began to investigate when they found footprints on the roof and a hole in the metal siding.

Bishop and Forcum allegedly stole a truck in Pineville, bought some meth, set the truck on fire, and then returned to jail.

Jail officials say, Bishop and Forcum were present during the inmate count so it was difficult to determine just what had happened.

The escaped inmates' identities were confirmed when security video at a nearby school captured the men during their jail holiday.

Forcum was being held on charges of possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, unlawful use of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of endangering the welfare of a child.

Bishop was being held on charges of theft, property damage and possession of burglary tools.

"Bishop would have been done with the charges in McDonald County yesterday,” Sheriff Evenson said. “He didn’t know that.”

Bishop and Forcum are now charged with property damage and escape which carries a mandatory 5 year sentence. Additional charges of theft and arson are pending the outcome of the investigation.

HARDER, CHRIS...OOPS

Gary Higgs, a 44-year old Radcliff man was jailed after he allegedly stabbed his girlfriend to death because she yelled out the wrong name during sex.

According to police, Higgs reportedly got angry after his live-in girlfriend, 41-year-old Joanne Kitchen, shouted "harder, Chris" during sex. Kitchen tried to explain that she was thinking about her 20-year-old daughter's boyfriend, Chris, whom she had seen the day before.

Investigators say Higgs did not find Kitchen's explanation acceptable, and became even more enraged. Higgs left the bedroom, got a knife from the kitchen, and proceeded back upstairs. He then stabbed the victim twice, once in the back and once in the chest, then choked her to death with an alarm clock's electrical cord.

Joanne Kitchen, who was a security officer at Holy Cross Catholic College in Bury, left behind two daughters and two grandsons.

Higgs was booked into jail on murder charges. If convicted, he faces a minimum sentence of 15 years in prison before he can be considered for release.

IN THE BOX

Grover Beach, California (SafeCITY) - Manuel Heredia Hernandez, a 36-year-old Grover Beach man, was arrested after police allegedly found him hiding in a cardboard box in his ex-wife's closet.

According to San Luis Obispo sheriff's, Hernandez already had 4 restraining orders against him when his ex-wife called police to report that he may be hiding in her attic.

Police say the victim allegedly received text messages from the hidden Hernandez describing the inside of her home.

Officers say the woman called police for assistance a little after 8am. Hernandez was reportedly found inside a cardboard box used for laundry in the woman's closet.

Hernandez, who is on probation for a previous domestic violence case, was booked into jail and charged with felony suspicion of burglary and possession of burglary tools. Additional charges of violating a restraining order may be pending. Bond has been set at $50,000.

HUG & CHOCOLATE

Beaverton, Oregon (SafeCITY) - Mark Eskelsen, a 45-year-old homeless man, was arrested after he allegedly called 911 asking for a hug and hot chocolate.

According to Beaverton Police, Eskelsen allegedly snuck into a private property hot tub. After soaking in the tub for several hours, Eskelsen apparently thought he needed help.

Police say Eskelsen allegedly yelled for help until his voice was hoarse. When that didn't fetch a response, He reportedly used his cell phone to call 911.

According to the 911 call, Eskelson spoke with the operator just after 7am and stated that he had been in the tub for 10 hours. He went on to say he "just needed a hug and warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmellows in it."

Eskelson also explained that he was having trouble getting out of the tub due to a recent surgery he had for a double-hernia.

Eskelson was taken to jail and charged with misuse of 911 and criminal trespass. He plead guilty and was sentenced to 30 days in jail.

Coincidentally, Eskelson's phone was later checked and it was confirmed that he never called 911 from his cell phone. Investigators say he actually dialed 411, which was then switched over to 911 when Eskelson explained that he needed help.

GOT BALLED!

Stroudsburg, PA (SafeCITY) - Dale Morris, a 61-year-old Pennsylvania woman was jailed Monday after she allegedly cracked her husband in the balls with a crowbar when he left a note she wasn't fond of.

According to Stroudsburg Area Regional Police, officers were dispatched after 61-year-old Neil Morris reported that his wife attacked him with a crowbar.

Investigators say Dale Morris confronted her husband after he left her a note that made her angry. That's when she reportedly grabbed a crowbar and popped Neil Morris in the crotch. When he doubled over, she reportedly struck him in the head with the same crowbar.

When investigators asked Dale where she had struck her husband, she replied "I hit him in the balls because he deserved it," according to the arrest report.

Morris was booked into the Monroe County Correctional Facility on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment. Her bail was set at $10,000