Wednesday, November 17, 2010

I LOVE ME


Naperville, Illinois (SafeCITY) - Vikki Myers, a 44-year-old Illinois woman was jailed after a cop found her naked in a Red Roof Inn parking lot.

According to Naperville police, an officer was attending an unrelated call when he spotted a topless woman acting suspiciously inside a 2002 Chrysler minivan.

Investigators say Myers originally stated that she was changing clothes, however when police found a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, she admitted that she had retreated out to the van to "pleasure" herself.

The officer found several "adult items that were used for self-pleasuring" inside the van to corroborate the woman's story.

Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, was booked into jail on a charge of unlawful use of a weapon (how about that "pleasure" device?). She was released that night after posting bail.

The woman, who had recently moved from Texas, told police she wasn't aware that what she was doing was illegal.

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