EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA?

Collier County, FL (SafeCITY) - Todd Napodano, a 43-year-old Florida man, was jailed after exposing himself two two women. He later told deputies he was experiencing a case of "explosive diarrhea."

According to the Collier County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to an area Wal-Mart after two women reported a man who allegedly exposed his penis to them as they walked to their car in the store parking lot.

They told deputies the man stood up upon seeing them, exposed his penis and then began gyrating his hips in an apparent effort to attract their attention.

Investigators say the man, identified as David Napodano, was still naked when the deputy arrived. When Napodano finally came out of the van, he was described as "dripping with sweat," according to the Sheriff's Office arrest report.

When asked about why he was naked in a Wal-Mart parking lot, the man explained that he had a case of "explosive diarrhea" and was using his underwear to clean himself with. Deputies, however, found no evidence to support the man was having a bowel issue.

Napodano was booked into the Collier County Jail on a charge of exposing a sexual organ. He was released after posting bond.